She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
Randomize
