we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
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Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Be still, my beating vagina.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
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If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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