Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
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...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
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I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.