Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
She bit a glass in half.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
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