does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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