I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
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