I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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