I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Reggie can tackle my bush.
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I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
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I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
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