somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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