I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I'm at about main and main street
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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