So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
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