he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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