whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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