He disabled his match.com account in front of me
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Randomize
