let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
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So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
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He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
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