Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize
