Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
Randomize
