K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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