even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
did i walk over a car last night?
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Randomize
