so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
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