i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
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I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
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Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
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