Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I just want nice things and good sex
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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