paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
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She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
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The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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