How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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