I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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