I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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