69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
it glows. i had to have it.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
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