we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
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If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
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My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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