Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
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