then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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