why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
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She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
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Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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