I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
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This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
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Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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