Nicole vs. Life
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
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i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
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Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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