The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
My bed is full of blood and feathers
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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