just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
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he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
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I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
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