covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
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I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
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i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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