windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
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