it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
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wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
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May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
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