Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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