I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
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Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
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I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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