your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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