I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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