I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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