If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
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Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
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He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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