dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
don't judge my taste in strippers
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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