She announced her abortion via fbk
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Randomize
