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No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
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