his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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