i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
do herpes really smell.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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