Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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