this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
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You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
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Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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