I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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