some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
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We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
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WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
How naked do you want me to be?
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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