Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
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We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
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I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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