This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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