No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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